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panics0ng:

Fuse 100% - Green Day: What’s your best pick up line?

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factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(I cut myself… But shhh I’m not going to tell him because he will be disappointed in me.)

supermusicfriendtime:

Emily’s Army

Ammonia And Bleach

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supermusicfriendtime:

EMILY’S ARMY - AMMONIA AND BLEACH - NEW VIDEO!

Ammonia & Bleach is off the band’s new EP ‘SWIM’ out EVERYWHERE tomorrow! Tuesday 22 July. Go watch and watch and watch and some more and reblog and retweet and tell your friends!!!

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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iawesomeee:

Beware of the big blue meanies

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"If you shoot a psychopath while he’s in the middle of a murder, does he at least die doing what he loved?"

- One police officer to another (via singtomeman)

I feel better…

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

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